A few days after I made my last post I noticed that my neighbor's truck had a huge dent in the middle of the right side...probably from jumping a curb and sliding into a trash can at the intersection near my house. It also had a fairly large dent on the left, rear side...probably from running into my other neighbor's delicately built Japanese car with his American built and forged pickup. American steel always wins.

The good neighbor had a for sale in front of his house and he and his car haven't been seen since the day after Christmas. I think he and his family have had enough of living in a neighborhood infested with alcoholic hoosiers. Who could blame the guy?

I also suspect my evil neighbor of stealing Transformer DVD's at my local Target. He probably needed an Optimus Prime fix. Optimus Prime is a 100% American built tractor trailer capable of smashing Japanese cars to bits in any and every collision that would ever occur between a Transformer and a normal car.

It's very disappointing that my new neighbor is a loser. My former neighbor was mr. perfect. He always mowed his lawn and never did anything interesting in his entire life. This new guy is more like me and I really don't like that.